a building

mud hut

introduction

A proper data center is a secure underground bunker that is super safe and secure. It is a Bond villain headquarters. Mine is a shed.

In the future we are going to do a lot of work to turn a room into a data centre. For instance, we will make sure it does not turn into a computer sauna and it is not a favourite stop off for burglars. Our future work is safer if we first pick a suitable location for this room.

what it is

A company starting from scratch (no building, nothing) has to complete these steps.

  1. find the right property to build on
  2. hire an architect
  3. hire a builder
  4. dedicate IT time to managing the project

my shed Following these steps means of course you must already have one building stacked floor to ceiling with hard cash to pay your bills. I have a pocket containing an anorexic wallet.

I bought a shed for my back garden. It's a fat 10 by 12 foot wooden box. It is:

  • an urban facility, near my own L33t headquarters (ie. my house) and employees (ie. me)
  • on real estate I already own
  • renovation of an existing facility so no new build required
  • a bit crap to park near

what it isn't

My shed is not subject to geographical bad karma. It is not

  • on a floodplain
  • in a tornado or hurricane path
  • on a fault line
  • near an airport

where it is

My rear garden (that's "my back yard" to our brethren from the U.S. of A).

history

I bought a shed for my back garden. That's really all you need to know.